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Ladies and Gentleman, Let the 'Kaos' Begin. I have arrived mwuahahaha
by Nick Carter (carternick)
at February 7th, 2006 (01:34 am)

What's up? This is Nick Carter. Yeah, you heard me right. I am that dude from the boyband known as the Backstreet Boys, whom have just finished up their Asian leg of the Never Gone tour and now it is time for some r&r. Hell yes! I love touring and all but man, those fans get a little too insane for me so you can bet I am looking forward to spending my days vegging away in front of the TV with my Xbox and DAMN THOSE STEELERS! They weren't supposed to win. I should just stop watching the SuperBowl because it keeps pissing me off and this year, it pissed me off for the last time. Hell, what kind of shit are the Steelers smoking to have won the last five years in a row? Whatever it is, I want some dammit, dammit, dammit, damn it all to hell, frickin' a! The refs sucked, they had some bad plays I just don't get it oh wait, I am supposed to be doing an introduction here, aren't I? Got side-tracked something you will find that happens often. I have this disease where I can't sit still for more than five seconds, I don't know if I really have it since I was never diagnosed but I love to play off like I do and it bugs the hell out of Kevin so it is all good. I am going to give that old man a heart attack one of these days.

I am the youngest of the Backstreet Boys and I have made some stupid mistakes in my life such as dating Paris Hilton and going to jail for a DUI . . . but what kind of celebrity would I be if I didn't do those things, right? Right, you live and you learn and that is all there is to it. That is what happens when you spend the majority of your childhood on the road. You don't get to experience what being a kid and messing up feels like; ew, this is getting too long. This is an intro not a life story, get with it, Carter.

Okay so yeah, I am the youngest of a family of too many; made up of my mom, Jane, dad, Bob, twins Aaron and Angel, Leslie and BJ and then we have a half-sister named Ginger and half-brother Kanden. Which means I forgot to mention my parents are divorced . . . I should stop here because my family isn't exactly the thing I want to be bragging about. But I do love my younger siblings very much and try to be there for them as much as possible to keep them from making the mistakes I did.

I did the solo thing for awhile, which brought hell amongst the other fellas but I had to do what I had to do. I did it, it flopped and you live and you learn, I have said this. Here are the basics, I just turned 26, I am single, I love the ocean, eating, performing, singing, XBBOOOOXXX, football (damn Steelers!), basketball, and I just see myself as a normal guy with a dysfunctional family, trying to find my place amongst the fame of Hollywood. I am a huge kid at heart and a lot of fun to be around don't believe me? Don't ask AJ. Hit me up, I don't bite . . . hard.



Posted by: Shanna "Mama" Moakler - Barker (shanna_m_barker)
Posted at: February 9th, 2006 02:28 pm (UTC)

Hahaha awww Nick that was one of the most spastic updates I've ever read and I have a two year old. When I stop laughing, I want to say welcome around. I'm Shanna and we are happy to have you here. Your dysfunctional family just grew about 12 people bigger. I like the music you guys are commendable for everything you've done in the industry. You should get your brother in here, I bet Hil would have a shit fit over that. Let's talk soon kaotic one. ;)

Mama Shay

Posted by: Nick Carter (carternick)
Posted at: February 10th, 2006 08:33 am (UTC)

Yeah well, what can I say, Mrs Barker? I have the brain capacity of a two-year-old. I am glad I could make ya laugh though. I like to consider myself funny. :D Hello, Shanna, I am happy to be here and it is a pleasure to meet you. That is good to know, because lord knows I could use all the family I can get. Wow, coming from you, Mrs Barker, that . . . that really means a lot, thank you very much. Aaron? Man, do I miss that little shit. I think some big brother bribing is in order. Aaron would probably have a bigger one. Sure thing, your mamaness. ;)

Posted by: Alex "AJ" Mclean (ay_j_mclean)
Posted at: February 9th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
The Boys


That was pretty much all I wanted to say. Oh yeah, you are not a huge kid at heart you are a damn brat! No I don't give a shit what you say "brat" defines no gender.

Posted by: Nick Carter (carternick)
Posted at: February 10th, 2006 08:36 am (UTC)


Good, now get out. Just kidding. Stop calling me a damn girl before I beat your ass. Brat is for girls, get that through your thick head. As I said before, 'bastard, jerk, asshole' are all words used to define guys. 'Bitch, whore, BRAT' are all for girls. Will you really call a girl an 'asshole,' J? Get real.

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